Today’s Rasmussen daily tracking poll has 80% of Democrats supporting Obama and 87% of Republicans supporting McCain. There are still a healthy number of undecideds. This conflicts with the stream of media reports that Obamacons, evangelicals, black conservatives and independents are flocking to Obama.

If you’re an independent, moderate or conservative on the fence about whether to vote for McCain or Obama, here’s a helpful guide:

It’s unlikely you’ll vote for Obama if you….

1. aren’t a news anchor, a teacher or profesor, or a newspaper writer or editor.

2. read the New York Times or watch NBC abd MSNBC for pretty much the same reason the NSA monitors radio transmissions.

3. automatically conclude that the person laughing in the car next to you must be listening to Rush or Oreilly. Or maybe Obama off teleprompter.

4. dislocated your shoulder trying to explain Obama’s position on Iraq to co-workers.

5. find autobiographies generally more interesting when the author has, you know, done something.

6. remember the how wonderful the Jimmy Hussien Carter Administration really was not.

7. would give a month’s pay to play Jack Bauer’s partner on 24.

8. increasingly agree with Mark Steyn that “almost everything [Obama] says is, well, nuts.”

9. think it’s relevant — despite what the intellectual sophisticates say — that several of Obama’s mentors and associates have displayed a dislike for America or a disdain for Americans.

10. think it’s relevant that several of McCain’s mentors and associates are American heroes of historic magnitude.

11. think about 9/11 more than once a year or think those who spew American’s killed 300 of their own, so we could go kill Muslims for oil.

12. have concluded that Larry the Cable Guy makes way more sense than Howard Dean and that a better4 casting for parts in Dumb and Dumber would have been much better if they cast Harry, the war is lost, Ried and Nancy, sell my book,do not drill for oil, Pelosi had the parts.

13. feel a little safer during turbulence when your pilot is a calm “white haired dude.”

14. thought about Hillary’s 3:00 a.m. phone call ad when you first heard about Russian tanks in Georgia.

15. wonder why Obama felt it necessary to give a speech on patriotism.

16. get sorta creeped out by 200,000 Germans chanting “Obama! Obama an Obama wants their votes.

17. think the jury may still be out on Harvard and Columbia University’s law schools.

18. suspect “merci beaucoup” is French for “empty suit.”

19. doubt that teleprompters are really magical dispensers of good ideas but 300 is instead 300 brainwashed experts making it all up as they go.

20. know in your gut that defiantly withstanding 4 1/2 years of torture trumps all of Obama’s qualifications and accomplishments combined — regardless of what the elite pundits say.

21. repeatedly find yourself asking “Change to what and for what?”

22. have ever used the term “pompous twit’ in the same sentence with “Marx,” “Marcuse,” or “Sartre.”

23. don’t like being told what to do — especially by someone who hasn’t done it is doing the telling.

24. really like ticking off the media, Hollywood, academics, and PC busybodies everywhere.

25. weren’t born yesterday.

26. After listening to two of Obama reprashed Doom talking points speeches, find yourself less knowledgeable about who and what he stands for than you did before lsitening to them.

Score (# of descriptions that apply to you):
0— Go ahead, write in Dennis Kucinich
1—3 Obama may be your choice after all
4—5 You think Hillary got a raw deal and won’t vote Obama
6—24 McCain’s your man
25 It’s OK to write in Reagan

THAT IS ALL!