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Department of Education Going Postal?

The DOE now needs assault weapons? 14″ barrels? Authorized for “compatibility with ED existing shotgun inventory”?  Ship to Chicago?

Solicitation Number:

EDOOIG-10-000004

Added: Mar 08, 2010 10:39 am

The U.S. Department of Education (ED) intends to purchase twenty-seven (27) REMINGTON BRAND MODEL 870 POLICE 12/14P MOD GRWC XS4 KXCS SF. RAMAC #24587 GAUGE: 12 BARREL: 14″ - PARKERIZED CHOKE: MODIFIED SIGHTS: GHOST RING REAR WILSON COMBAT; FRONT – XS CONTOUR BEAD SIGHT STOCK: KNOXX REDUCE RECOIL ADJUSTABLE STOCK FORE-END: SPEEDFEED SPORT-SOLID – 14″ LOP are designated as the only shotguns authorized for ED based on compatibility with ED existing shotgun inventory, certified armor and combat training and protocol, maintenance, and parts.
The required date of delivery is March 22, 2010.
Interested sources must submit detailed technical capabilities and any other information that demonstrates their ability to meet the requirements above, no later than March 12, 2010 at 12 PM, E.S.T. Any quotes must be submitted electronically to the attention of Holly.Le@ed.gov, Contract Specialist (Contract Operations Group), with a concurrent copy to Sherese.Lewis@ed.gov, Contracting Officer (Contract Operations Group).

. . .

Place of Delivery:
U.S. Department of Education
Office of Inspector General
c/o: Gary Pawlak, Special Agent
500 West Madison Street – Suite 1414
Chicago, IL 60661

Notice Type:

Combined Synopsis/Solicitation

Synopsis:

https://www.fbo.gov/index?s=opportunity&mode=form&id=cb68cf9f3fa2fe18a83d1c3dee0039b2&tab=core&_cview=0

NYT’s Keller: “Saving the New York Times Now Ranks With Saving Darfur As A High-Minded Cause”

The New York Times’ Executive Editor Bill Keller has shown his small mindedness by comparing the Muslims’ genocidal behaviour toward Christians in Darfur with the survival of his two-bit rag.  More self-important left-wing bloviating.  Another reason that the ”The Gray Lady” cannot pull a Titantic too quicly for some of us.

$$$ Per Flush Coming Downunder

There is a pay-as-you-go (literally) play for sewage being tossed about in Australia.  If implemented, flushers could be charged for each press on the handle.  The Sunday Telegraph reports is here.  Adelaide Univesity water Management Professor Mike Young states that “We are looking at reforming the way sewage is priced.”

Florida Doctor Investigated In the Death of Aborted Baby Who Was Born Alive

The Associated Press reports that Dr. Pierre Jean-Jacque Renelique is being investigated in the death of Shanice Williams, who was born alived (at 23 weeks), shoved in a biohazard bag by the clinic’s owner, and thrown away.  The victim of a botched abortion.  The remains were found in a box a week later after authorities received anonymous tips.  The full story is here.

Jim Cramer: Obama Sounds Like Lenin! (Yes, Vladimir Ilyich Lenin)

Jim Cramer takes Obama to task.  Says he sounds like a Vladimir Ilyich Lenin:

“Let me tell you something, we heard Lenin. There was a little snippet last week that was, ‘Now is not the time for profits.’ Look – in Lenin’s book, ‘What Is to Be Done?’ is simple text of what I always though was for the communists, it was remarkable to hear very similar language from ‘What Is to Be Done?’ which is we have no place for profits.”

He concluded by saying, “Socialism would be a real step up from what we are hearing [from Obama].”

On 40th Anniversary of Pope Paul VI’s Encylical On Contraception, Humanae Vitae, New Questions About “The Pill”

On the 40th anniversary of Humanae Vitae, Pope Paul VI’s encyclical on the regulation of birth, the Catholic Church has renewed its condemnation of the pill.  Even one of the pills co-creators, questions its development, calling its effects catastrophic.

From CathNews.com:

Catholic News Agency details the claims by the president of the International Federation of Catholic Medical Associations, Dr Jose Maria Simon Castellvi, who outlined a series of scientific arguments said to confirm the prophetic nature of Pope Paul VI’s encyclical on artificial contraception.

In an article published by the L’Osservatore Romano, the Spanish doctor pointed to the Federation’s recent document commemorating the 40th anniversary of Humanae Vitae, which “irrefutably shows that the most widely used anti-ovulatory pill in the industrialised world, the one made with low doses of estrogen and progesterone, in many cases works with an anti-implantation effect; that is, abortifacient [effect], because it expels a small human embryo.”

Castellvi also pointed out that “this anti-implantation effect is acknowledged in scientific literature, which shamelessly speaks of an embryo loss rate. Curiously, however, this information does not reach the public at large.”

He also pointed to the “devastating ecological effects of the tons of hormones discarded into the environment each year. We have sufficient data to state that one of the causes of masculine infertility in the West is the environmental contamination caused by the products of the ‘pill’.” Castellvi noted as well that the International Agency for Research on Cancer reported in 2005 that the pill has carcinogenic effects.

After explaining that the “natural methods of regulating fertility are the ones that are effective and that respect the nature of the person,” Castellvi stated that “in celebrating the 60th anniversary of the Universal Declaration of the Rights of Man we can say that the contraceptive methods violate at least five important rights: the right to life, the right to health, the right to education, the right to information (its dissemination occurs to the detriment of information about natural methods) and the right of equality between the sexes (responsibility for contraceptive use almost always falls to the woman).”

Co-Creator Says “The Pill” Has Brought “Devestating Ecological Effects” and Has Led To A “Demographic Catastrophe”

Carl  Djerassi, the 85 year-old co-creator, of “the Pill”, now regrets the destruction wrought by his creation.  He argued that in Europe there is  “no connection at all between sexuality and reproduction.” He said: “This divide in Catholic Austria, a country which has on average 1.4 children per family, is now complete.”  He went on to say that the fall in birth rate was an “epidemic” far worse than obesity.

“Increase Contraception and Abortion” To Fight Global Warning

Jonathon Porritt, to use this mother tongue, is daft or has drunk too much organic Kool-Aid.  Porritt chairs Great Britain’s Sustainable Development Commission and is the former chair of the Green Party.  In a report to be published next month, the commission states that contraception and abortion have to be at the core of the policies to fight global warming, Sarah-Kate Templeton reports for the TimesOnline.com. 

“I think we will work our way towards a position that says that having more than two children is irresponsible,”  Porritt stated.  Adding, ”I am unapologetic about asking people to connect up their own responsibility for their total environmental footprint and how they decide to procreate and how many children they think are appropriate.”

Geithner Receives Large Severance Windfall. Think He Will Pay Taxes On It?

Timothy Geithner received a $435,000 severance check from his old employer the New York Federal Reserve Bank, an “independent” governmental organization.  Why should someone receive a check for quitting one governmental job to take a different government job?  Especially when he sat on his hands as the New York Banking system melted down.  Oh that’s right, he let it melt down as his new boss–Obama–was seeking the presidency.  Now he is going to save the economy as the Treasury Secretary.  Paying his fair share of his taxes would go a little way (at least symbolically) toward reducing the the $1,000,000,000,000.00 in deficit spending his boss is foisting upon the nation.